ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

(via hate)

harrysgettinhead:

“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”

no

actually

people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day

(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via owltryto-fixyou)

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

(Source: tactiletk, via lazywhitegirl)